Wednesday, March 05, 2008
1. Sheep sleep sweetly in sheer silk sheets.
2. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
3. Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
4. The boot black bought the black boot back.
5. We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
6. Which witch wished which wicked wish?
7. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
8. Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
9. What a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show.
10. Strich strong stringy Stephen Stretch slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.
11. Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!
12. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
13. A Tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
14. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
15. Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If i bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So it wad better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
16. A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said:"I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
17. Mr See owned a saw.
And Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
STELLA XD
2. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
3. Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
4. The boot black bought the black boot back.
5. We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
6. Which witch wished which wicked wish?
7. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
8. Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
9. What a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show.
10. Strich strong stringy Stephen Stretch slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.
11. Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!
12. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
13. A Tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
14. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
15. Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If i bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So it wad better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
16. A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said:"I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
17. Mr See owned a saw.
And Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
STELLA XD
what we could have been, 2:14 AM.
